Love Poems

Saga Love

Love me when I'm old and shocking
Peel off my elastic stockings
Swing me from the chandeliers
Let's be randy bad old dears
Push around my chromed Bath Chair
Let me tease your white chest hair
Scaring children, swapping dentures
Let us have some great adventures
Take me to the Dogs and Bingo
Teach me how to speak the lingo
Bone my eels and bring me tea
Show me how it's meant to be
Take me to your special places
Watching all the puzzled faces
You in shorts and socks and sandals
Me with warts and huge love-handles
As the need for love enthrals
Wrestle with my dampproof smalls
Make me laugh without constraint
Buy me chocolate body paint
Hold me safe throughout the night
When my hair has turned to white
Believe me when I say it's true
I've waited all my lives for you.
Bee Rawlinson
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Name: Amanda C.2004-09-27
that was funny and cool Bee. that really made me laugh.
that ws best funny i ever read
Name: becky g.2004-10-28
i thought this poem expresses alot of the truth that we all to admit but it was funny to me and i think it would a special someone smile
Name: Anita Bath2004-12-04
it was really good and funny
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